Of courthe we need an intranet! How elthe can KK bullshit in memoth for our univerthal entertainment? Not to mention share information about thith fucked up plathe in real time, inthtead of tranthmitting it one-to-one in a big game of telephone, corrupting the methhage inevitably until the latht guy hath to go "what, did you thay you found an octoputh in your pantth?"